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Fandom: Naruto
Title: Break the Sky
Rating: R
Summary: AU. On the night Naruto learns he is the container for the Kyuubi, Mizuki tells him another of Konoha’s secrets.
Warnings: AAANNNNGGGGSSSTTTTTT, WIP with very slow updates.

Chapter Two: Crack in the Shell
(Chapter One)
Kakashi’s slouched stance conveyed nonchalance.Collapse )
 
 
Fandom: Naruto
Title: Break the Sky
Rating: R
Summary: AU. On the night Naruto learns he is the container for the Kyuubi, Mizuki tells him another of Konoha’s secrets.
Warnings: AAANNNNGGGGSSSTTTTTT, WIP with very slow updates.

Chapter One: Boy with a Thousand Faces

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03 October 2009 @ 07:53 pm
Fandom: Naruto
Title: He Shouldn't Have Asked
Rating: R-ish, I guess
Characters: Shikamaru, Naruto, Kakashi, Yamato, Sai
Summary: Shikamaru asks Naruto why Sai calls him 'Dickless'.
Warnings: General stupidity about genitalia.

So why does Sai call you Dickless, anyway?Collapse )
 
 
 
 
Fandom: Naruto
Title: Fire Under Water
Characters: Sandaime, Jiraiya, Itachi
Words: 300
Warnings: Manga spoilers up to around 404.
A/N: Just a little exercise for myself. It's supposed to sort of be a triptych/character study ...


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Current Mood: sadsad
 
 
26 January 2009 @ 03:44 pm
Fandom: Naruto
Title: After the War, In a Cave
Author: me
Rating: R
Characters: Mostly Naruto, Shikamaru and Kiba
Summary: idek... uh some ninja get stuck in a cave and it sucks.
Warnings: Recent manga spoilers I think, extreme OOC-ness, a bit of gay, a lot of awful writing, things you normally do with toilets.
A/N: Maybe this would all make more sense if all the characters were high, but they aren't.

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Current Mood: sicksick
Current Music: N.E.R.D. - Anti Matter
 
 
 
Fandom: Naruto
Title: Pickup no Jutsu
Rating: R
Pairings: Naruto/(Sasuke, Neji, Jiraiya, Orochimaru, Itachi)
Warnings: Last part has spoilers for recent manga (Chapter 402), Old Guys/Teen Naruto, dubious consent, implied incest, bad writing.
Summary: The five worst pickup lines Naruto's ever heard.
A/N: I've been writing this is very small, drunken increments on ff.net since January. Sad.

Naruto closed his eyes, spread his legs, and thought of Konoha.Collapse )
 
 
Current Mood: relaxedrelaxed
Current Music: cyndi lauper: when you were mine
 
 
Fandom: Naruto
Ratings: Up to PG-13
Spoilers: No recent spoilers. Mostly just stupid speculation on my part.
A/N: These don't really match the songs, but whatever, they were ~inspired~ by them. Also, this is probably part one of two, as I am determined to write 10 drabbles ... eventually ...

God, my writing is so rusty. :|Collapse )
 
 
Current Mood: highbuzzed
Current Music: evermore: relapse
 
 
Fandom: Tekkon Kinkreet
Title: Like a Heart Needs a Beat
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Kuro/Shiro-ish.
Warnings: Some violence, purple prose & mental illness, I guess.
Summary: In which Shiro asks about women and Kuro learns some things about himself.
A/N: Title taken from "Apologize" by OneRepublic.


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Current Mood: weirdweird
Current Music: my little airport: dee, it may all end tomorrow
 
 
24 April 2007 @ 04:15 pm
Fandom: Naruto
Title Ninja of the Leaf
Author: storyteller
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Konoha's finest get high.
Warnings: Recreational drug use (marijuana), crack (not the drug), naughty language, sexual situations.



NINJA OF THE LEAF!Collapse )
 
 
Current Mood: dorky
 
 
For Akira, Truth is a Nudist (Akira/Truth Man, Akira/Shuuji mostly; PG; for svz_insanity)

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